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Friday, June 19, 2009

Super Power

I have put my finger on my Super Power. And I don't remember seeing it on any of those quizzes or surveys I've taken. Here's how it begins. I find a product that I love. Not like, not think, well I guess I'll take this one home cause its here. No, not like that. You know when you try something new and think, wow, this really is better than any of the others I have tried. Well as soon as I get to that point where I think, my life would actually be less if this product were not in it, that is when the Super Power kicks in.

"A" scenario: Every store in my comfort shopping radius immediately stops carrying said product. "B" scenario: Company actually stops making said product. Most ofter scenario "B". I'm not sure how this power works but it has worked on jeans, underwear, shoes, shampoo, lotion, toothpaste, deodorant, laundry detergent, spot remover, dryer sheets, mascara, chocolate, juice, tortillas, ice cream bars, frozen pizza, and those are all just in the last 2 years.

I'm pretty sure this Super Power is also able to manipulate tv shows I love into being canceled. May be related to the ability to turn the shortest line (physically) at the store into the longest line (time wise). Please, for your own safety, be warned.

5 comments:

Britta said...

Trader Joes is famous for that - making the most awesome thing ever and then stopping 4 months later.

My favorite jeans that made my big butt look smaller disappeared too. It happened in Utah...maybe it was your fault...

Lucy said...

I'm afraid you may have inherited your powers from me. If only you could choose what you pass on to your children and what you can't. Sigh. . .

Andrea said...

hahahaha! that's really unfortunate, Kari. I hate when that happens.

Ruth said...

Did you watch Pushing Daisies too? I was so sad when it got canceled... My husband and I didn't discover it until the second season and the studio exec's axed it all too quickly!

Kari said...

Ruth, I never have seen Pushing Daisies, but I heard good things about it. My last show that got canceled was Men In Trees. I don't know of anyone else that watched it but I loved it. I mean its about hot guys in Alaska!